Two dead boysONE BRIGHT MORNING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, TWO DEAD BOYS GOT UP TO FIGHT.BACK-TO-BACK THEY FACED ONE ANOTHER,DREW THEIR SWORDS AND SHOT EACH OTHER.ONE WAS BLIND AND THE OTHER COULDN'T SEE, SO THEY CHOSE A DUMMY FOR A REFEREE.A BLIND MAN WENT TO SEE FAIR PLAY,A DUMB MAN WENT TO SHOUT 'HOORAY!'A DEAF POLICEMAN HEARD THE NOISE,AND CAME AND KILLED THOSE TEO DEAD BOYS.A PARALYZED DONKEY WALKING BY,KICKED THE COPPPER IN THE EYE,SENT HIM THROUGH A NINE INCH WALL,INTO A DRY DITCH AND DROWNED THEM ALL.(IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS LIE IS TRUE,ASK THE BLIND MANHE SAW IT TOO.)